Jokes

19.06.2016 20:07

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding half a worm.

A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? 
B: Yes, of course. 
A: Great! I never could before!

Two cows are standing in a field. 
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" 
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"